feat. Big Syke, Too $hort
  
  [Intro: Too $hort (Ol' Dirty Bastard)]
  Bitch you knew I was a dog when you met me
  How you gonna get mad at me now?
  Cuz I got bitches.. everywhere
  Bitch I'm a player, y'know
  (Y'know, killa, y'know'I'msayin'
  I said shit, I said, that's dat monster +Dog Shit+, y'know'I'msayin'
  This is all dedicated to all you hoes)
  And bitches
  
  [Ol' Dirty Bastard (Too $hort)]
  Shame on a nuh, who tried to step TUH
  the Ol' Dirty Bas, put my foot up your UHH
  Bitch, you walk around with your bra too tight (beitch)
  It's alright, you still gon' get fucked tonight
  Hoeeeeee! (bitch fucky) Stinkin ass hoe!
  You're the type of bitch don't appreciate shit
  Never had shit, so you won't be shit
  That pussy there, couldn't satisfy a hair
  on my body, treat me like a lolli and slob me doooooown (beitch)
  I'm Doo Doo Brown! (beitch) Hehahahaha
  Tossed salad, oh you in some shit now
  Callin me a dog, well leave a dog alone
  Cuz nothin can stop me from buryin my bones
  in the backyard, of someone else's house
  Ol' Dirt Dog, but I'm not +Dogged Out+
  Here comes Rover, sniffin at your ass
  Pardon me bitch, as I shit on your grass
  That means hoe, you been shit-ted on!
  I'm not the first dog that's shitted on your lawn
  
  [Chorus x2: Ol' Dirty Bastard]
  Callin me a dog, well leave a dog alone
  Cuz nothin can stop me from buryin my bones
  in the backyard, of someone else's house
  Ol' Dirt Dog, but I'm not dog out
  
  [Big Syke]
  Right behind my pitbull, all wrong
  That wanna make the cat moan all night long
  Puppy don't take me wrong, but it's gon'
  Be monkeys up, so call me gettin' toned
  Get gone thong, crew comin' through
  Big Syke daddy wid the Brooklyn Zu
  You know what to do, freaky sucky sucky
  Won't you show the crew how you play wit' the monkey
  Let him see you don't fake it, and you can take it
  It's only the bigger bone, gotta make it
  Baby shake it in the worst way, OK
  Up in you in the parle
  My forte is a freakyness, look at this
  I don't kiss anythin' that I don't miss, runnin' sense
  to get licked from the nuts to the crack of my butt
  I'm a dog, so what, but you still give it up, Wu/woof
  
  [Chorus x2]
  
  [Too $hort]
  Beitch, this is what I tell these hoes
  Don't sweat it baby, you'll never be my lady
  Take this bone, straight to the dome
  And get on (get on), cuz I don't wanna talk
  Shut the fuck up if you done wanna walk
  We on the same page? I thought so
  You know them +Big Dogs+ hit you wit' their paw hoe
  Big pimp (pimpin') jump the fence
  Hoppin' all night it don't make no sense (na na)
  From New York to Cali', whylin' (wild)
  I got the bitch in the alley howlin' (beitch)
  And she don't wanna go nowhere
  She got love for a player she don't know no better
  That's why I tell her (tell her)
  I'd be wid you forever if I could find time to put you
  in my schedule (beitch)
  Beitch, $hort Dog in the house
  
  [Chorus x2]
  
  [Ol' Dirty Bastard]
  She flew in like calm breeze
  Tall brown skin, her weave like palm trees
  I went coconuts
  Dipped my Dunkin' between your Donut
  Don't want it if it ain't no slut, bitch!
  Fathership touch ground, like fly on soup
  Don't invite me I tear the fuck down
  White boys cut my toupee!
  Seventh day rester, or scream play
  I slump MC slay, it ain't nuttin to bust ass
  Bullet him, get him fast
  Bitch I don't break out, blast to the next rash
  The dog piss on MC's like trees
  Got meals but still grill that old good welfare cheese
  
  [Chorus x2]