[verse 1]
  I would like to be a martyr
  over time it's getting harder
  who do I have to go and kill
  to get my face on a dollar bill.
  
  [chorus 1]
  Every single time I look
  someone else has beat me to it
  some poor bastard bites the dust
  I really don't know who to trust.
  But there's one thing I can't deny
  I'd rather it was me they fried
  have a drink from an empty cup
  light a match and burn me up.
  
  [verse 2]
  I'm exhausted, I'm committed,
  i'm outsmarted, i'm out witted.
  my head's filled with dynamite
  it's coming out of my ears at night.
  
  [chorus 2]
  I think I am being watched
  Electric eyes that never turn off.
  Radar beams insinuating
  evil thoughts while i'm masturbating.
  And even my old trinitron,
  it's comin through when nothing's on.
  Have a drink from an empty cup,
  light a match and burn me up.