Nothing bad ever happens to me
  Nothing bad ever happens to me
  Why should I care?
  
  A man broke into my neighborhood
  He threatened the family with a loaded gun
  He tied them all up and beat 'em real good
  He took everything and he got away clean
  And I can't believe that anyone would
  Wanna do such a terrible thing
  But why should I care?
  
  Did ya hear about Fred, he's unemployed
  They threw him away like a useless toy
  He went down the drain after 20 long years
  No warning, no pension and nobody's tears
  And I can't believe that anyone would
  Wanna do such a terrible thing
  But why should I care?
  Why should I care?
  
  Every time I look around this place
  I see them scream but I hear no sound
  And the terrible things happen down the road
  To someone else that I don't even know
  
  CHORUS
  Nothing bad ever happens to me
  Nothing bad ever happens to me
  Nothing bad ever happens to me
  Nothing bad ever happens to me
  Why should I care?
  
  Have you heard about the Joneses, my, my, my
  It happened so quick and no one knows why
  Their teenage son, he seemed O.K.
  But his suicide ruined everyone's day
  And I can't believe that anyone would
  Wanna do such a terrible thing
  But why should I care?
  
  CHORUS
  
  (Nothing bad ever happens to me)
  Nothing bad ever happens to me