There is the mat
  Wipe where it's at
  You can come in
  So can the cat
  I can see me
  Under my feet
  Under a fan
  Spreading the heat
    If everyone's ready and waiting for you, Yeah
  Then come along Friday what is there to do?
  We like to clean, our hands with preen
  To keep all the germs away from the scene
  That's our motto, that's what we say
  That is the truth, that's how it'll stay
  If everyone's ready and waiting for you, Yeah
  Then come along Friday what is there to do?
    Scrub and make clean the lino, lino
  In case of visitors
  You don't wanna know, you just want them to go
  They walked on your lino and it's hard to clean
  Hard to clean
  You don't wanna know, you just want them to go
  They walked on your lino and it's hard to clean
  Hard to clean, it's hard to clean
    There is the mat
  Wipe where it's at
  You can come in
  So can the cat
  I can see me
  Under my feet
  Under a fan
  Spreading the heat
    If everyone's ready and waiting for you, Yeah
  Then come along Friday what is there to do?
  Scrub and make clean the lino, lino
  In case of visitors, visitors
    Like what you get when you've just started retarded
  Think of what you want and who you are
  M, m, m, My life, when I think is so circumstancial
  You take what you're given it's never substancial
  But that doesn't matter, when I am around her
  I think of something more, but what will I use it for
    You don't wanna know, you just want them to go
  They walked on your lino and it's hard to clean
  Hard to clean, hard to clean
  You don't wanna know, you just want them to go
  They walked on your lino and it's hard to clean
  Hard to clean
  You don't wanna know, you just want them to go
  They walked on your lino and it's hard to clean
  Hard to clean
  You don't wanna know, you just want them to go
  They walked on your lino and it's hard to clean
  Hard to clean
  Can you tell me what I mean