Chupacabra roams the land
  looking for some goats
  I'm telling you it's real man
  it aint no fucking hoax
  it's got special powers
  evil eyes of red
  radar goat-detection
  and horns atop it's head
  I saw one on the X-Files
  so you know it must be true
  better watch your back man
  cause the chupacabra's
  coming after you