I'll turn you on
  I'll turn you on
  To turn you on with
  To turn you on quick
  
  Tell me, what, what's the trip
  To turn you on quick
  Tell me, what, what's the trip
  To turn you on with
  Tell me, what, what's the trip
  To turn you on quick
  
  I'm a rational fella
  But I think I've gone nuts
  Just wanna be, wanna be
  Left alone and unwound
  Now the video sellers
  With their ifs ands or buts
  They follow me, how do we
  Turn this travesty down?
  
  It's as fast as a rocket ship
  Strange as a zoo
  See the common man dare
  (Dare for the man) If you care to
  Come on down to your local store now
  Can't you hear the voices
  Buy one, buy two
  More fun for you
  A hundred and one choices
  
  Kooky abstract dada
  Like they sell at alpha beta
  I wish I had a set of
  Orangutan babies
  A barkin' the blues
  The quack quack wa-wa
  Of the latter salad days are
  Media, media
  There's some that say TV
  Invented the blues
  
  Kooky abstract dada
  Like they sell at alpha beta
  I wish I had a set of
  Orangutan babies
  A barkin' the blues
  
  It's political power
  And the jungle book rules
  They wanna be, gotta be
  Messin' round with my calm
  In the critical hour
  It's the junk or the jewels
  They're fakin' it, makin' it
  Seem so utterly cool
  
  It's as fast as a rocket ship
  Strange as a zoo
  See the common man dare
  If you care to (dare for the man if you care to)
  Come on down to your local store now
  Can't you hear the voices
  Buy one, buy two
  More fun for you
  A hundred and one choices just for you
  
  Kooky abstract dada
  Like they sell at alpha beta
  I wish I had a set of
  Orangutan babies
  A barkin' the blues
  The quack quack wa-wa
  Of the latter salad days are
  Media, media
  There's some that say TV
  Invented the blues
  
  (Repeat over and over)