Janis' solo:
  Brothers n' sisters listen while I tell you about the strangest thing
  Somethin' you might have heard before, like a bell's familiar ring
  
  Topsy-thought he had it all covered, Yes sir!
  Turvy, he never really had a mind to hear
  what Mr. Topsy had to say
  
  It's such a scene
  Fightin' all the time
  They're gettin' mean
  All the sparks're flyin'
  Is this a dream?
  Makes you wanna cry
  I'm gonna scream
  What's the point?
  I wonder why.
  
  Janis' solo continued:
  My, my, my, my, my people you should know -
  these cats'll never get no relief
  Turvy, and sweet - Top-sy - it's so pulverizin', paralyzin';
  Doncha know?
  (YES YES)
  
  Tim's solo:
  Y' know I really don't get it
  That's the way it always seems to be-dread it
  Everytime I come around these cats are always
  scrappin'
  Yappin' all about some little fluffy piece of ding a lingin'
  stain around the elbow
  A bit of this, a bit of that - you bet your dollar that the
  joint's a hellzapoppin'
  Man alive!
  Topsy's in a fit
  Turvy's in a snit
  Ain't there anyone here who can put out the fire?
  
  This is the most exasperatin' situation tell ya
  I ain't-never seen the likes of this one
  And I have seen a bunch that'll really make y' think
  about it
  Wait a minute, hold your horses, here they comin' now
  
  Oh Mr. Topsy you sure bring me down
  Better believe you're spittin' the cotton-you are spittin' the cotton now
  Ah!
  And Mr. Turvy your head's no where bound
  It's somethin' I would rather do without
  Ha!
  
  Piano Solo
  
  Ain't you had enough of Topsy Turvy
  I've had more than I can handle n' it's tested my patience now
  Sick and tired of this crazy scene
  I'm a little more than sick n' tired, oh, I'm really wired
  There's another way to go about this brother
  Won'tcha hear me now, got'ta dig what I'm 'bout to tell ya
  Loving one another's what I mean
  -Boy love'll really straighten y' out - If you'll only check it out
  
  It's such a scene
  Fightin's such a crime
  Now, they're gettin' mean
  Bound t' lose their mind
  Man, is this a dream?
  Wastin' so much time
  Help! I'm gonna scream
  Wastin' yours
  And wastin' mine
  
  Topsy Turvey's World is Topsy Turvy
  a little lovin' might undo it
  Just because they can't meet in between
  
  Woe, (oh) Woe (no) Woe (oh) Woe (no) Woe
  Woe, Woe, Woe, Woe, Woe
  Woe, (oh no) Woe (oh no) Woe (oh no) Woe (oh no)
  Woe
  Top-sy Tur-vy Top-sy Tur-vy Oooooooh
  
  What a pity