Your date has gone home
  Now you're left on your own sweet own
  Your tough-talking friend
  Split on you in the better end
  And you look like a fine thing Jerry
  Yeh you look like a fine thing Jerry
  
  They say you're star
  That's what the boys all say you are
  I don't see much TV
  So you don't mean shit to me
  But you look like a fine thing Jerry
  Yeh you look like a fine thing Jerry
  
  They got a name for people like you
  Yeh they do
  And they got a name for people like me too
  El Macho, El Macho
  
  Now they want you to sing
  Don't get shy or anything
  The boys are all here
  Gonna buy you another beer
  'Cos you look like a fine thing Jerry
  Yeh you look like a fine thing Jerry
  El Macho, El Macho