Some things in life are bad
  They can really make you mad
  Other things just make you swear and curse
  When your chewin on lifes gristle
  Don't grumble, give a whistle
  And this'll help things turn out for the best
  
  And, always look on the bright side of life
  (whistle)
  Always look on the light side of life
  (whistle)
  
  If life seems jolly rotten
  There's something you've forgotten
  And thats to laugh and smile and dance and sing
  When your feeling in the dumps
  Don't be silly chumps
  Just purse your lips and whistle
  That's the thing
  
  And, always look on the bright side of life
  (whistle)
  Always look on the light side of life
  (whistle)
  
  For life is quite absurd
  And deaths the final word
  You must always face the curtain with a bang
  Forget about your sins
  Give the audience a grin
  Enjoy it, it's yoour last chance to get out
  
  So always look on the bright side of death
  (whistle)
  Just before you draw your terminal breath
  (whistle)
  
  Lifes a piece of Shit
  When you look at it
  Lifes a laugh and deaths a joke its true
  You'll see its all a show
  Keep 'em laughin' as you go
  Just remeber that the last laugh is on you
  
  And, always look on the bright side of life
  (whistle)
  Always look on the right side of life
  (whistle)
  ( x6 )