I haven't cried baby since I learned to talk
  Haven't fallen down since I learned to walk
  And I don't get bored watching the tube
  And I never had a rock in my shoe
  
  And if I tried baby, would you mess me 'round?
  Would we both get bored by the simple sound
  
  Sorry about dropping that lude
  It just seemed like the best thing to do
  
  It's all true
  I got me
  She's got you
  And we got time to share a few
  
  You never get me down when I'm feeling blue
  When I tell you lies you won't believe they're true
  Now I really should be on my way
  Think I'm gonna stick around all day
  
  It's all true
  I got me
  She's got you
  And we got time to share a few
  
  She's so precise with her exacto knife
  She's gonna take her life
  
  I don't wake up with a sudden start
  With some empty arms and a broken heart
  And I don't get bored watching the tube.