My mom, she's not a woman anymore,
    She dresses like a man
    dresses like a man,
    She's not as feminine as she
    Used to be before.
    Now she is so damned masculine.
    
    I close my eyes
    My mom's not a woman anymore
    She's wearing a disguise
    Everytime she leaves through that door.
    
    My mom's not the same
    As she was in the past
    If I misbehave she kicks my ass
    My mom's not quite the
    Woman that she was before
    When my friends come over
    She likes to wrestle them down to the floor.
    
    And I close my eyes
    My mom's not a woman anymore
    She's wearing a desguise
    Everytime she leaves through that door.
    
    My mom's a transvestite.