Writing what you say and saying it all back to you -
  "Mayonnaise and Malaise to go"
  The catcher in the rye caught a catch 22
  Keep it at a pace - My life is like a crawl to me
  Catatonic face - I'm marking time randomly
  Mayonnaise and Malaise to go (repeat 5X)
  
  Dull and null and void and all my best instincts stink
  They pay me by the hour and I don't even have to think
  Charismatic bore and I don't wanna work no more
  I'm gonna kill the next customer who walks in the door
  Mayonnaise and Malaise to go
  
  It's really something to be twenty-nothing
  I feel my place is so secure
  A culture spot that I have got
  So glad to be unsure
  We've passed our prime in record time
  I never thought we'd fall so low
  We've come this far to sell your cars
  I want all my unease to go
  
  It's really something, to be twenty-nothing
  I feel my place is so secure
  
  A culture spot that I have got
  So glad to be unsure
  I've come to resent what I represent
  I'd like to smack that smile off your face
  But for my angst I must say thanks
  So good to be put in my place
  
  Mayonnaise and Malaise to go
  
  Punk Rock Car