Took my girl home the other night. Got myself in an awful fight.
  She said, "Do, do, darlin', won't you please come in?" Her old lady socked me with a rollin pin.
  
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  And I bawled. I bawled. Oh, mon, you should have heard me bawl.
  Well, I bawl when I feel the pin. I don't meet with that old woman again.
  Oh, yes, I bawled (I bawled.) I bawled. (I bawled.) Oh, mon, you should have heard me bawl.
  Well, I bawl when I feel the pin. I don't meet with that old woman again.
  
  Mon, the first time she hit me, she knocked me down. Wouldn't even let me get off the ground.
  I tried to tell of the rules of Queensbury. She said, "Boy, cuts no ice with me."
  
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  Oh, mon, talk about eternity. That's what that encounter seemed to me.
  She started to sneeze and I started to run. Gone like a bullet from a machine gun.
  
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