WASH WITH NEW SOAP BEHIND THE COLLAR
  KEEPS A CLEAN MENTAL STATE
  DON'T USUALLY BOTHER IN COLD WEATHER
  BUT STILL I'M GETTING INTO WORK LATE
  AND I DON'T NEED THE PRACTISE
    [CHORUS]
  I'VE BEEN MAKING PLANS (FOR THE FUTURE)
  BECOME AN UNCONCIOUS MAN (ALL FOR THE GOOD)
  FEEL SO UNECESSARY (WE DON'T THINK SO, YOU SEEM STARSHAPED)
    I HAVE A COUPLE AT THE WEEKEND
  HELPS KEEP UP COMARADERIE
  AND MY MIND BOGGLES IN THE MUDDLE
  AT THE POSSIBILITIES
  AND I DON"T NEED ANY PRACTISE
    [CHORUS]
    WASH WITH NEW SOAP BEHIND THE COLLAR
  HELPS KEEP DOWN THE LAUNDRY
  AND NOW I BOTHER IN COLD WEATHER
  BECAUSE IT CLEANS ME MENTALLY