THE PAY-ME GIRL HAS HAD ENOUGH OF THE BLEEPS
  SO SHE TAKES A BUS INTO THE COUNTRY
  ALTHOUGH SHE GOT HERSELF ROSY CHEEKS
  SHE DIDN'T LEAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY THE RENT
  THE LANLORD SAYS THAT SHE'S OUT IN A WEEK
  WHAT A SHAME SHE WAS JUST GETTING COMFY
  NOW SHE'S EATING CHOCOLATE TO INDUCE SLEEP
  IN A CHEMICAL WORLD IT'S VERY, VERY, VERY CHEAP
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  AND I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU
  THEY'VE BEEN PUTTING THE HOLES IN, YES YES
  IT'S BEEN A HELL OF A DO
  THEY'VE BEEN PUTTING THE HOLES IN, YES YES
    PEEPING THOMAS HAS A VERY NICE VIEW
  ACROSS THE STREET AT THE EXHIBITIONIST
  THESE TOWNIES THEY NEVER SPEAK TO YOU
  JUST STICK TOGETHER SO THEY NEVER GET LONELY
  FEELING LEAD, FEELING QUITE LIGHT-HEADED
  HAD TO SIT DOWN AND HAVE SOME SUGARY TEA
  IN CHEMICAL WORLD, IN A CHEMICAL WORLD IT'S VERY, VERY, VERY,
  CHEAP.
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