I am the message centre
  Local and direct
  Room to room an operator
  No calls today they'll just have to wait dear
  I call and I collect
  So just strike him softly away from the body
    YOU'RE MADE UP TOO SHINY TODAY (IN SO MUCH TROUBLE)
  THOUGHTS ARE JUST PISSING AWAY (IN SO MUCH TROUBLE)
    I am a manager
  I am in control
  As the local delegator
  No calls today dear they'll just have to wait dear
  I offer no guarantee at all
  So don't take it lightly you'll put yourself under
    YOU'RE MADE UP TOO SHINY TODAY (IN SO MUCH TROUBLE)
  THOUGHTS ARE JUST PISSING AWAY (IN SO MUCH TROUBLE)
  A NEW TYPE FACE AND NEW DAY (IN SO MUCH TROUBLE)
  YOU CAN'T REMEMBER TEN MINUTES AGO (IN SO MUCH TROUBLE)
  IT'S TOO MUCH TROUBLE
    YOU'RE MADE UP TOO SHINY TODAY (IN SO MUCH TROUBLE)
  THOUGHTS ARE JUST PISSING AWAY (IN SO MUCH TROUBLE)
  A NEW TYPE FACE AND NEW DAY (IN SO MUCH TROUBLE)
  YOU CAN'T REMEMBER TEN MINUTES AGO (IN SO MUCH TROUBLE)
  IT'S TOO MUCH TROUBLE
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