Robin's in the metaphysical section,
  She's got "Living With The Dreaming Body.",
  Robin's in the metaphysical section,
  She's sprawled out along the carpet floor
  
  She says my work is like eating cold oatmeal,
  Yesterday's oatmeal, day after day,
  She says my work is like eating cold oatmeal,
  Day after day, and she's right
  
  Drunk on margaritas and full of food,
  She says "It's hard to be with one when you're in love with another",
  Drunk on margaritas and full of food,
  She says "It's hard to be with one when you're in love with another,
  when you're in love with another."
  
  Robin's in the metaphysical section,
  She's all drunk on the carpet floor