Put the dishes in the sink please,
  Or the roaches will have a feast,
  The leftovers in the fridge please,
  It's time to have some tea
  
  The things you are forgetting,
  The kitten's needing petting,
  And my back, aching,
  I guess it comes with age
  
  Put the dishes in the sink please,
  Or the roaches will have a feast,
  The leftovers in the fridge please,
  It's time to have some tea
  
  The rain on the pane,
  The cookie's getting stale.
  Every day, the same,
  I've settled down, I guess, I guess, I guess