I pulled into the regular pump
  I was feelin' quite at ease
  I rolled down my window and told the man
  "Fifty cents worth, please"
  Then out jumped my partner
  With his trusty pellet gun
  He said, "Boy, this is a holdup
  Keep pumpin' and don't run."
  
  Chorus
  And now I wish I was somewhere other than here
  Down in some honky tonk, sippin; on a beer
  Yes I wish I was somewhere other than here
  Cause that great fillin' station holdup
  Cost me two good years.
  
  We got fifteen dollars and a can of STP
  A big ole jar of cashew nuts and a Japanese TV
  Feelin' we had pulled the biggest heist of our career
  We're wanted men-we'll strike again!
  But first let's have a beer.
  
  Chorus
  And now I wish I was somewhere other than here
  Down in some honky tonk, sippin; on a beer
  Yes I wish I was somewhere other than here
  Cause that great fillin' station holdup
  Cost me two good years.
  
  We were sittin' in the Krystal
  About as drunk as we could be
  In walked the deputy sheriff
  He was holding our TV
  He roughed us, then he cuffed us
  And he took us off to jail
  No picture on a poster, no reward, and no bail.
  
  Chorus
  And now I wish I was somewhere other than here
  Down in some honky tonk, sippin; on a beer
  Yes I wish I was somewhere other than here
  Cause that great fillin' station holdup
  Cost me two good years.