Well there once was a bird named Sammy
  Who had a yellow head
  You might say this bird is crazy
  Why can't he fly straight ahead?
  Well, he never seems to know
  Exactly where he will go
  Is he smashed or smoking hash?
  I don't know, but he sure crashed
  How can he be flying
  When his right and left wings
  Aren't compromising
  Not deciding where to go
  Is his head in the gutter?
  Both wings are the same
  A bunch of light weight feathers
  With a hollow bone as a frame
  Well they're easily replaced
  Sammy sheds but he hasn't changed
  He's not making much progress
  The snail's having more success
  How can he be flying
  When his right and left wings
  Aren't compromising
  Not deciding where to go
  Why, does he, try to fly?
  Why don't he just die?
  How can he be flying
  When his right and left wings
  Aren't compromising
  Not deciding where to go