There's 400 people in my calc lecture
  there's only one that I think about
  I don't give a damn for the others
  but there's one girl who makes me wanna twist and shout
  
  One day she sat next to me
  nowhere could I see a girl as fair as she
  Maybe one day she'll sit by me again
  Maybe I could even start a conversation
  
  I don't even know her name but I think I love her all the same
  The girl in my calc lecture
  
  The girl in my calc lecture
  there's no u-substitution for her
  I guess for now I'll wait and see
  If I can integrate her and me
  
  I don't care about Rolle's Theorem
  or the Half-Angle Formulas, who needs them?
  I wish the prof would give it a rest,
  I'm just staring at the sine curve of the girl's brea...
  
  I don't even know her name but I think I love her all the same
  The girl in my calc lecture
  
  Maybe if I got the courage
  To talk to her
  Maybe she could help me out with
  My math homework
  I could ask her out at gunpoint
  but she'd probly think I'm a jerk...let's go!
  
  I don't even know her name but I think I love her all the same
  The girl in my calc lecture
  I don't even know her name but I think I love her all the same
  The girl in my calc lecture
  
  (Oi Oi Oi)