I tied my own shoes today
  I tied my own shoes today
  Because we're not famous,
  and I can't afford to pay somebody else
  I tied my own shoes today
  I tied my own shoes today
  No one votes for our video
  and we'll never meet Carson Daly
  but if we did,
  I promise we would not change at all
  except Paul could afford better lawyers
  and I could pay some one
  to tie my shoes
  'cause I tie my own shoes
  I tied my own shoes today
  I tied my own shoes today
  and Nick can't afford medicine for his syphilis
  and we're still not famous
  and no one comes to our shows
  'cause we don't live in southern California
  and everyone hates us
  'cause we play ska
  and ska really sucks
  I tied my own shoes today
  with some help from Lee