Excuse me, Excuse me
  Get right out of the way
  Quiet!
  (flop-flops)
  
  I'm sorry, Beg your pardon
  The fault's entirely yours
  Quiet!
  (Big Chops)
  
  Your Highness
  Your Worship
  You silly pompous ass
  Quiet!
  (ah-ahs)
  
  Quiet! You're making such a racket
  Quiet! Why must you be so loud?
  Quiet! It's costing me a packet
  Quiet! Persistant louts and clowns
  
  Hello there, How are you?
  Pee off!
  Quiet!
  (sweet trips)
  
  Look, honest? Really?
  Lies
  Quiet!
  (prune juice)
  
  How lovely! How charming!
  Horrible
  Quiet!
  (we-wees)
  
  Quiet! Or else there will be measures
  Quiet! Stop this unholy row
  Quiet! Shut up, you little treasures
  Quiet! When you've been told, and how
  
  Alright little chap
  Get back on mummy's lap
  There may well be chastisements if you don't shut your trap
  Just sit quite still
  fold arms, face front
  
  Quiet! You're making such a din din
  Quiet! Why don't you please keep quiet?
  Quiet! No one else is listening
  Quiet! Utterly sick and tired
  
  Quiet!
  
  Sh, sh, sh, sh...