Jack threw a party on a Saturday night
  and everybody was coming along
  Georgie Porgie, Pudding and Pie
  cows jumping over the moon
  the owl and the pussy cat went to see
  see what was going down
  all the king's horses and all the king's men
  will never be together again
  
  this is too much fun
  Yo, ho, ho, ho
  big fun
  
  butcher, the baker, and the candlestick maker
  chasing the three blind mice
  Sugar and Spice being not so nice
  Humpty Dumpty all over the place
  Little Bo Peep, fast asleep
  Simple Simon was not impressed
  down came the spider and sat down beside her
  she wiped the smile right off his face
  
  [chorus]
  
  Jack B. Nimble, not so quick, Jack fell over the candlestick
  Little Jack Horner passed out in the corner
  hey, Diddle Diddle, the cat played the fiddle
  
  this is too much... fun
  are we having fun yet?
  Yo, ho, ho, ho