Quickly checking what company he's in
  Absorbing values like a chameleon
  His rhythm and his method have got out of line
  When you sit on a fence you get a sore behind
  
  Must not upset the apple cart
  He'll choose your views today
  Having some kinda conflict
  Seems to get right in his way
  
  Chorus
  Whoa...Rubber Morals
  Whoa...Rubber Morals
  Whoa...Rubber Morals, Plasticine ideals
  See how this one feels
  
  The men in St. Peters will not agree to a slipping
  on his conscience like he slips on a johnnie
  He's a part time socialist and a part time tycoon
  Flags of convenience fly in his cocoon
  
  Must not upset the apple cart
  Preserve the status quo
  His heart felt convictions
  Left a long time ago
  
  A sign over his bed will testify
  Is there nothing in his life from which he'd live or die
  A pale shade of grey lines a vacant head
  With our condom-nation you are blessed
  
  Must not upset the apple cart
  He'll choose your views today
  Having some kinda conflict
  Seems to get right in his way