I have an axe and pistol, my graveyard train
  Shoot tombstone bullets wearing balls and chain
  I'm drinking TNT, smoking dynamite
  I hope some screwball start a fight
  
  'Cause I'm ready, yeah, ready as anybody can me
  Hey babe, listen
  I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me
  
  Oh, you pretty little chicks with your curly hair
  I know that you feel that I ain't nowhere
   Cause stop what you're doing and come down here
  I'll prove to you mama, that I ain't no square
  
  I'm ready, ready as anybody can me
  Yeah
  I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me
  
  Come on, take it
  I been drinking gin like never before
  Feeling good, I want you to know
  One more drink, I wish you would
  Take a whole lot of loving to make me feel good
  
  I'm ready, ready, yeah, ready as anybody can me
  Yeah, I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me
  
  I said, I'm ready for you, but I hope you're ready for me
  Oh yeah, yeah
  Oh yeah, yeah