Okay, what is it tonight?
  Please just tell me what the hell is wrong
  Do you wanna eat?
  Do you wanna sleep?
  Do you wanna shout?
  Just settle down, settle down, settle down
  
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  I'll give you candy,
  Give you diamonds,
  Give you pills,
  I'll give you anything you want
  Hundred-dollar bills
  And I'll even let you watch the shows you wanna see
  Cause you married me, married me, married me
  
  I'm so sick of you tonight
  You never stay awake when I get home
  Is something wrong with me?
  Something wrong with you?
  I really wish I knew, wish I knew, wish I knew
  
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  When I was young I played the game
  That love and happiness were the same
  Now I'm older and I don't play
  I found out the hardest way
  
  I got wasted and she got mad
  She called me names then she called her dad
  He got crazy and I did to
  Wondering what I did to you
  
  Chorus
  
  Do anything, anything, anything
  Anything, anything, anything
  Anything, anything, yeah