I COULDA SWORE HER HAIR WAS MADE OF RAYON
  SHE WORE A MILTON-BRADLEY CRAYON
  BUT SHE WAS SOMETHING I COULD LAY ON
  CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT BECAME OF ME
  CAROLINA HARDCORE ECSTASY
  
  SHE PUT A DOOBIE BROTHERS TAPE ON
  I HAD A ROGER DALTREY CAPE ON
  THERE WAS A BED I DUMPED HER SHAPE ON
  CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT BECAME OF ME...
  CAROLINA HARDCORE ECSTASY
  
  SOMEWHAT LATER ON
  I WOKE UP AND SHE WAS GONE
  THERE WAS DEW OUT ON THE LAWN
  IN THE SUNRISE
  LATER SHE CAME BACK
  WITH A RUMPLED PAPER SACK
  WHICH SHE TOLD ME WOULD CONTAIN
  A SURPRISE
  
  SHE STUCK HER HAND RIGHT IN IT TO THE BOTTOM
  SAID SHE KNEW I'D BE SURPRISED SHE GOT 'EM
  TAKE A CHARLESTON PIMP TO SPOT 'EM
  THEN SHE GAVE A PAIR OF SHOES TO ME...
  PLASTIC LEATHER 14 TRIPLE D
  
  I SAID: I WONDER WHAT'S THE SHOES FOR
  SHE TOLD ME: DON'T YOU WORRY NO MORE
  AND GOT RIGHT DOWN THERE ON THE TILE FLOOR:
  NOW DARLING STOMP ALL OVER ME!...
  CAROLINA HARDCORE ECSTASY
  
  IS THIS SOMETHING NEW
  HAVING PEOPLE STOMP ON YOU?
  IS IT WHAT I NEED TO DO
  FOR YOUR PLEASURE?
  WHAT IS THIS, A QUIZ?
  DON'T YOU WORRY WHAT IT IS
  IT IS MERELY JUST A MOMENT
  I CAN TREASURE
  
  BY TEN O'CLOCK HER ARMS AND LEGS WERE RENDERED
  SHE COULDN'T TALK 'CAUSE HER MOUTH HAD BEEN EXTENDERED
  LOOKED TO ME AS THOUGH SHE HAD BEEN BLENDERED
  BUT WAS THIS ABJECT MISERY?
  CAROLINA HARDCORE ECSTASY
  
  IT MIGHT SEEMS STRANGE TO HERB AND DEE-
  CAROLINA HARDCORE ECSTASY!