FZ: "ONE OF THE THINGS THAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT PLAYING IN NEW YORK IS THIS PARTICULAR PLACE, BECAUSE IT HAS - IT HAS A STAGE THAT IS CONDUCIVE TO, HOW YOU SAY IN THE TRADE, AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION. NOW IF THERE'S ONE THING THAT I REALLY LIKE, IT'S, UH, AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION. NOW LISTEN... I GOTTA FIGURE OUT SOMETHING THAT I CAN, UH - DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD HAVE ANOTHER DANCE CONTEST TONIGHT? OH, HEY -THE INJURED PERSON DANCE CONTEST. WELL, LET'S SEE... AWRIGHT, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO. HERE'S A, HERE'S A GUY WHO REALLY WANTS TO BE IN THE DANCE CONTEST AW-REETY, AW-RIGHTY, HEY. OKAY..."
  
  BUTCH: "YOU ARE GREAT, MAN -YOU ARE GREAT. YOU ARE THE BEST, BABY. DO 'DINAH-MOE HUMM.'"
  
  FZ: "ALL RIGHT, NOW WAIT A MINUTE -WHAT'S YOUR NAME? HEY, HEY -WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"
  
  BUTCH: "BUTCH."
  
  FZ: "AWRIGHT, THE DYNAMIC BUTCH. HERE'S A GIRL THAT WANTS TO DANCE WITH BUTCH. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"
  
  LENA: "LENA."
  
  FZ: "WHAT?"
  
  LENA: "LENA."
  
  FZ: "LENA, MEET BUTCH. OKAY, LENA AND BUTCH, COUPLE NUMBER ONE. HEH HEH. OKAY, LET'S SEE -THAT GUY THERE, WITH HIS... THAT -THAT ONE THERE WITH THE TEESHIRT ON - NO, NO, THE OTHER ONE - THIS ONE - NO, NO - NO NO NO, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT... WELL, YOU'RE - ACTUALLY, YOU'RE VERY NICE, THOUGH. WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME UP HERE...? OKAY, BUT D'YOU THINK YOU CAN BEHAVE YOURSELF? OKAY, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"
  
  GUY: "TOM, MAN. (MUMBLE, MUMBLE) YOU, BABY, I (MUMBLE, MUMBLE) (GURGLE) YOU (MUMBLE, MMF, ETC.)."
  
  OTHER GUY: "ARRGH, MMMF, GLURG, ETC."
  
  FZ: "AWRIGHT, NOW WAIT A... AWRIGHT, AWRIGHT, NOW WAIT..."
  
  GUY: "(MUMBLE, MMF.) UGLINESS! UGLINESS!"
  
  OTHER GUY: "FRANK, YOU'RE MY BUDDY! ARRGH, MMF."
  
  FZ: "AWRIGHT, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE. I HAVE AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO DELIVER TO ALL THE CUTE PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD. IF YOU'RE OUT THERE AND YOU'RE CUTE, MAYBE YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHIN' - THERE'S MORE OF US UGLY MOTHER-FUCKERS THAN YOU ARE, HEY-Y, SO WATCH OUT. NOW..."
  
  GUY (BUTCH?): "WILL YOU BRING MY GIRLFRIEND ON STAGE, MAYBE?"
  
  FZ: "SURE. ALL RIGHT, NOW YOU -HE WANTS TO GET HIS GIRLFRIEND- GO GET YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
  
  GIRL: "HEY ZAP!"
  
  FZ: "GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN."
  
  GIRL: "SQUEAK!"
  
  FZ: "I KNOW."
  
  GUY: "I AIN'T NO FUCKING QUEER."
  
  FZ: "ALL RIGHT, NOW LOOK, HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO. AWRIGHT. NOW. THIS- IT'LL BE MASHED, I'LL SAVE THEM, I'LL SAVE THEM FOR LATER."
  
  GUY: "I'M NOT A FUCKING QUEER."
  
  FZ: "THIS MAN IS TRYING DESPERATELY TO LET EVERYBODY KNOW THAT HE'S NOT A QUEER. HE'S NOT A QUEER, HE'S NOT A QUEER. AWRIGHT, AND NOW... YOU ARE GOING TO DANCE, LIKE YOU'VE NEVER DANCED BEFORE..."