Well, late in the summer of '69,
  I went downtown, and bought me some wine.
  Oh, I drank it down, under the table,
  I said "Watch me now, I'm gon eat the label!"
  Well, I'm a wino-man, don't you know I am?
  
  36, 24, hips about 30.
  I see a fine lady and I start talkin' dirty.
  Boy, she looked over at me, and she raised her thumb.
  She said "Jam down the road, you bum b-bum bum!"
  I'm a wino-man, don't you know I am?
  
  I went to the country,
  and while I was gone,
  I lost control of my body functions,
  on a roller-headed lady's front lawn.
  I'm so ashamed, but I'm a wino-man, I can't help myself.
  
  I been drinkin' all night 'til my eyes got red.
  Stumbled on the gutter and busted my head.
  Bugs in my zoot suit. Been scratchin' like a dog.
  Can't stand no water, and I stink like a hog.
  
  Give me a five dollar bill, and an overcoat too.
  Give me a five dollar bill, and an overcoat too.
  A five dollar bill, and an overcoat too,
  a five dollar bill, and a Florscheim shoe.