[airline stewardess making announcements]
    [Bubba Sparxxx]
  I can't forget the bumps on the road to Heartsville
  And I'm scared to fly but surely Bubba Sparxxx will
    Shit and I ain't slept, in a month of Sundays
  Still I'm wide awake as we coast out on the runway
    And now the captain says I'm number one for take off
  But Timmy I'm too weak all this starvin led to weight loss
    Fear turns to adrenaline as life accelerates
  I'm headed to my destiny, how long you guess it takes - to get there?
    The in flight movie today is "Gladiator"
  But I can't afford the headphones, it's cool, I'll catch it later
    I'm cramped between two dudes, one from each coast
  Yet we all agree a safe flight is what we need most
    Hey stewardess, I can't handle all this turbulence
  The ride's gettin bumpy and that shit don't help my nervousness
    Now they fin' to serve the meal, I think I'll go with steak
  Every fuckin choice is crucial and we all know the breaks, in this game
    I barely even noticed but we covered every state
  Plus I'm slowly turnin from feather to heavyweight - it's about time
    I need to take a piss but I'm still scared to get up
  Please Lord protect those up in this air with us
    The captain just started our approach into the sunset
  I've flown a million miles but the shit still ain't fun yet
    When this journey is complete, you'll know by my reaction
  Tears of jubilation as I'm landin back in Athens - thank you Lord