[Uncle Dolamite]
  Come on over hunnie
  and give your uncle Dolamite a kiss
  [*kissing Sounds*]
  well what you want baby?
  
  [Baby]
  Would you tell me a story?
  
  [Uncle Dolamite]
  You want me to tell you a story?
  
  [Baby]
  Hell yeah!
  
  [Other Baby]
  Me too!
  
  [Uncle Dolamite]
  Yes Hunnie I'm a tell you a story
  about the bad ass Eazy-E
  he was drinkin' whisky and gin at the age of three
  listen and listen well
  he's a bad Muthafu-
  
  [Mother]
  Gimmie that god damn book!
  here let me read you this one
  Chrismas in Compton
  it was a silent night, yes a holy night
  until Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthafuckin' right?
  
  [Carolers]
  Deck the halls with balls of holy
  fa la la la la la la la la
  tis the season to be jolly....
  
  [Eazy-E]
  Merry Chrismas muthafucka!
  [*Gun Shots*]
  Merry muthafuckin' Chrismas and a ho ho ho!
  while I'm ridin' that cot under the missle toe
  now dashin' through the snow
  in a candy right top 6-4
  over the hills I go
  laughin' at this hoe
  nuts on rich and rings
  makin' me feel right
  oh what fun it is to know
  that I'm gonna get this pussy tonight
  so ring them bells, ring them bells
  shes takin' it all the way
  oh what fun it is to watch her suck my dick this way
  hey ring them bells, ring them bells
  shes takin' it all the way
  oh what fun it is to nut, while she's suckin' my dick
  oh yay!
  tis the season to get busy
  compton crime lick
  and I'm smokin' on this stick.
  
  [Santa]
  Ho ho ho come sit on my face
  I'm mean lap and tell me what you want for Chrismas
  ho ho.
  
  [Menajahtwa]
  I want a slay ride
  a cd player
  a fifty rum
  ??? and I'm gonna cum
  a VCR ???? some porno flicks
  rudolph the red nose reindeer
  ??? like a everlastin' gobstoper
  ??? poppa
  I dig a ho
  crack a dough
  by the nuts oh
  ???? fuckin' in tha snow
  I made him drop to his knees
  yeah you know whats up
  I said heres some candy canes eat'em up
  ???? bonapatite with a condom in a tree.
  
  []
  All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth
  my two front teeth, my two front teeth
  All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth
  yo wheres ya rhyme tell me buck wheat.
  
  [Buck wheat]
  Buck wheat is a waskal
  thats no Chrismas
  and all the toys, boys and girls
  fuck ya wishes
  I got happy over joy in this muthafucka
  no indo under my tree so Santa be a sucka
  ??? when I was young I was the only kid
  who had enough guts to be
  good ole hearin' on the East
  I'd stay awake just to let america know
  that Santa was a fake
  I used to believe in Saint Dick when Elvis was alive
  but all the fuckin' bullshit got played when I was five
  years oh just stay young, bold datin'
  singin' Silent Night Carolin' Recietin'
  now all I want for Chrismas is my indo wreath
  I got my two front teeth
  uncle Eazy be the ????
  just spread me a leaf
  little kids don't cry
  when you find out the Santa Claus is just a fuckin' lye.
  
  [Eazy-E]
  On the third day of Chrismas my homeboys gave to me
  three pounds of indo
  two birds of cocaine
  and a A muthafuckin' K bitch.
  
  []
  Eazy-E oh Eazy-E
  show us how you treat those bitches
  I saw mommy fuckin' Eazy-E.
  
  [Eazy-E]
  close the door little bitch
  I'm gettin' these draws.
  
  []
  I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass don't stop.
  
  [Eazy-E]
  I don't give a fuck
  I'm gettin' chrismas caught
  ho ho ho and away I go.
  
  []
  Oh Saint Nick got a dick like a ho
  well wheres this ????
  
  [Eazy-E]
  Shut the fuck up bitches
  and go back to sleep.
  
  []
  Yo black what you want for Christmas?
  yo black I want a job
  ??? corn on the cob
  but a nigga will eat them chicken, and
  chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and some food
  whos climbin' in my window
  smokin' up indo
  my carin' and high make a high know
  [*A lot of mumblin'*]
  Yo black what you want for Christmas?
  yo black I want some cash
  so I can buy some indo, some chronic and some hash.
  
  []
  a rump pa pump pump
  a rump pa pump pump
  
  [Every One]
  Merry Muthafuckin' Chrismas
  Merry Muthafuckin' Chrismas
  Merry Muthafuckin' Chrismas
  and have a fucked up new year (x4)
  
  [Eazy-E]
  You Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!!
  
  [Mother]
  And they all went to prison
  and lived fucked up lives ever after
  The End