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  Meet my friend called dick
  Meet my friend, he knows every little trick
  Meet my friend called dick
  
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  He's so much fun
  And I know he's ready for action
  He'd like to fire
  And wake up your desire
  He knows every way to
  Make you really lose your mind
  
  Well hello, how do you do
  I'm really pleased, pleased to meet you
  Well hello, how do you do
  I'm really pleased, pleased, pleased to meet you
  
  Meet my friend, he knows every little trick
  Meet my friend called dick
  Meet my friend, he knows every little trick
  Meet my friend called dick
  
  Just take your time
  But don't be shy
  Let yourself go with the attraction
  I'm sure he'd like you and I'm sure you'd like him too
  My friend wants to meet you
  And you'll find the four of us
  
  Well hello, how do you do
  I'm really pleased, pleased to meet you
  Well hello, how do you do
  I'm really pleased, pleased, pleased to meet you
  
  Meet my friend, he knows every little trick
  Meet my friend called dick
  Meet my friend, he knows every little trick
  Meet my friend called dick
  
  Meet my friend, he knows every little trick
  Meet my friend called dick
  Meet my friend, he knows every little trick
  Meet my friend called dick
  
  Meet my friend, he knows every little trick
  Meet my friend called dick
  Meet my friend, he knows every little trick
  Meet my friend called dick
  
  Meet my friend, he knows every little trick