Hey little kitty with your tail dragging on the floor
  You could have a following in every town that you go
  But you remember what you said to me
  That you are nothing without me
  
  Cuz I invented the night
  Yeah I invented the night
  In my laboratory using lust and lies
  
  Hey little birdie fly until your wings desert you
  And when you come down, come down on me cuz you know I will never hurt you
  But maybe once or twice I'll ruffle your feathers
  Cuz you said we should always be together
  
  Cuz I invented the night
  Yeah I invented the night
  Mixing elements of the strangest kind
  
  And should your invention be destroyed in a fire
  John, it's only Monday
  I gave you Tuesday night and Wednesday night and Friday night
  The weekend is a sea of electric light
  Turn it on
  
  Hey little doggy always looking for a bigger bone
  Try to see how many times that you can run away from home
  But in the end you always come back to me
  Cuz you are nothing without me
  
  Cuz I invented the night
  Yeah I invented the night
  Mixing elements of the strangest kind