Who do you see when you turn your eyes down?
  Who do you see when I'm not seeing you?
  The news is out all over town and all these girls
  Are taking turns at being you
  Chorus: Well, well, well
  You'd better make up your mind
  Honey, are you straight or are you blind?
  
  She's coming in between us you know that she is
  I'm not holding on to her but one of us is
  My hands are in my pocket, my face is in a book
  She could walk 'round naked and I wouldn't sneak a look
  
  Chorus
  
  Honey are you straight or are you blind?
  
  She walked in and your eyes flew out the door
  You squeezed my hand 'til the circulation ceases
  She's just a doll like so many more
  She's the kind of doll that you'd like to pull to pieces
  
  Chorus
  
  Well, well, well
  You'd better make up your mind
  Honey are you straight or are you blind?