I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
  I want a girl who knows what's best
  I want a girl with shoes that cut
  And eyes that burn like cigarettes
    I want a girl with the right allocations
  Who's fast and thorough
  And sharp as a tack
  She's playing with her jewelry
  She's putting up her hair
  She's touring the facility
  And picking up slack
    I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnng jacket......
    I want a girl who gets up early
  I want a girl who stays up late
  I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
  Who used a machedy to cut through red tape
  With fingernails that shine like justice
  And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
    She is fast and thorough
  And sharp as a tack
  She's touring the facility
  And picking up slack
    I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnng.... lonnng jacket
    I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
  I want a girl with good dividends
  And at the city bank we will meet accidentally
  We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen
    She wants a car with a cupholder arm rest
  She wants a car that will get her there
  She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen
  She's trading her MG for a white Chrystler Laberan
    I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnggggggggg jacket