Fighting crime in this time
  Brings a girl down,
  
  Makes a body sink so low,
  And I sink pretty deep
  I wish I carried a camera,
  I'd have proof that you're never where you say
  I wish I could fly up in a helicopter
  I'd shine a blinding light on your escape
  Better to show you that,
  
  I'll sink pretty deep
  Do I look like a crier?
  Do I look like a cry baby to you?
  Fighting fire in this town wears a man out
  Makes a body break so slow
  
  Remember when we all went out to Fire Island?
  You thought you saw a body on the beach.
  When we got closer it was just a tire
  And you were disappointed I could see
  
  So I pretended and now
  I'm in pretty deep
  Everything I ever learned is wrong,
  So long, so what
  Pretty deep