Smokin any thing that I can fit in a pipe
  slammin bottles of tussin and going fishing for pike
  Never uptight my high won't permit it
  my problem's life but I don't sweat it, just live it
  And I'm not your average rapper
  got the same birth date as Thomas Crapper
  So bitch better watch your back
  cuz I push more power than a Marshall stack
  Never the wack but oh so pesky
  some say I can't flow but muther fucker don't test me
  And if you arrest me you dumb cop
  I'll find your daughter and I'll give her this cock
  Kid Rock's my mother fuckin name
  bitch u know me so pass the O.E.
  And don't talk about takin me out
  cuz I got your girl and I'm makin her shout
  Just like a piano I'm really grand
  and I got more riffs than Steely Dan
  Some friends call me fly
  but most just call me when they wanna get high
  It ain't the disco Cisco Kid muther fucker
  it's the outlasting shotgun-blasting
  dick-swingin' pussy lickin' punk
  little skinny muther fucker and I'm not no hunk
  But I got more rhymes than a cornfield stalks
  and I turn more tricks than Tony Hawk
  Walk with a limp cuz I pimp like a pro
  and if ya dis me punk I'll fuck your ho
  And though you think I'm nothing more than a young punk
  I'm like a hound dog chasin a chipmunk
  I move quick like a cheetah
  and it ain't shit to me to just beat a
  M.C. down who looks like a dick
  jumpin 'round like a homo on a pogo stick
  Yo rock, What's up stop being a jerk
  and just "Give 'em an example of how a D.J. works"
  Cuz it's blackjack and I got two aces
  been many places seen many faces
  and everywhere I go people wanna jive
  so I keep my fingers on my .45
  So don't cross my dusty path
  or I'll put my foot up in crusty ass
  Don't front ho pass the jay
  then hear me M.C. and watch me D.J.
  to the beat y'all and I won't stop
  and I'ma rock this shit till your eardrums pop
  Everybody's tryin' to get a piece of the pie
  but I don't let bullshit spoil my high