I have to mow the lawn
  And I have to wash the car
  And I'd just like to know
  Just who you think you are
  I'm gettin' tired of wagging
  That old heavy garbage can
  Your woman's gettin' tired
  Of being your ole handy man
  
  I have to run your water
  And I have to wash your back
  And I have to scrub the tub
  After you have had your bath
  
  You're as helpless as a baby
  But I love you, understand
  I'm just gettin' tired
  Of being your ole handy man
  
  Your woman's gettin' tired of being your ole handy man
  Now I know you've got ten fingers
  But where's your helpin' hand
  I've just made a decision
  I've stood all I'm gonna stand
  Your woman's gettin' tired of being your ole handy man
  
  I do everything for you
  You never help yourself
  An' I think I'd die from shock
  If you raised a hand to help
  Well, I'm not gonna keep it up
  That's what you got planned
  Your woman's gettin' tired of being your ole handy man
  
  Your woman's gettin' tired of being your ole handy man
  Now I know you got ten fingers
  But where's that helpin' hand
  I've just made a decision
  I've stood all I'm gonna stand
  Your woman's gettin' tired of being your ole handy man
  
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