Billy, I been thinkin' a lot about my trial. Couldn't I just show you what I thought I might do on the witness stand? - Go ahead.
  
  Good! Hit it!
  Well then, when I got on the stand I thought I'd take a peek at the jury. Then I'd cross my legs like this, you know.
  
  When Velma takes the stand
  
  Then, when Harrison cross examines me, I thought I'd give 'em this...and then if he yells at me I thought I'd tremble like this..."ooh, no, please stop!"
  
  When Velma takes the stand
  Look at little Vel
  See her give 'em hell
  When she turns it on
  Ain't she doin' grand?
  She's got 'em eating out of the palm of her hand!
  
  Then, I thought I'd let it all be too much for me, like real dramatic. Then, I thought I'd get thirsty and say, "Please, someone, could I have a glass of water?"
  
  When Velma takes the stand
  See that Kelly girl
  Make that jury whirl
  When she turns it on
  She's gonna get 'em goin'
  'Till she's got 'em gone
  
  Ah! Ah! Ah! Then, I thought I'd cry. Buckets. Only I don't have handkerchief - that's when I have to ask you for yours! I really like that part. Don't you? Then, I get up and try to
  walk; oh, but I'm too weak, and I slump and I slump and I slump and I slump until finally, I faint!
  
  When she rolls her eyes
  Watch her take the prize
  When Velma takes the stand!
  When Velma takes the stand!