That's a stupid hat you're wearing
    It doesn't really match your hair
    Did I ever tell you that your breath is worse
    Than what you wear
    
    That's exactly what she told him
    At least that's what he told me
    So I guess we could conclude
    They're not a happy family
    
    Love's not what you see between the legs of the majority
    
    That's a lovely dress you're wearing
    Too bad your figure can't make it work
    When I hear the things you say
    I wonder if your brain can work
    
    That's exactly what he told her
    At least that's what she told me
    I scream my calls, I lock my doors
    I'm suddenly filled with apathy
    
    Love's not what you see between the legs of the majority
    Although, I'd like to add the game in bed is a necessity
    To make me happy
    Make me happy
    Love's not what you see between the legs of the majority
    Although, I'd like to add the game in bed is a necessity