[Intro: Kon Artis]
  Haha
  Ai
  This time we're gonna do our thing (Huh)
  Is that aiight wit y'all? (Yeah)
  Its gotta be cuz we gon do it anyway
  Ain't that right fellaz (Yeah)
  Fellaz ain't that right (Yeah)
  Haha
  
  [Chorus: Kon Artis]
  Tell ya people, that I'm the man
  I can't be faded, there's been a change of plans
  You can meet me at the barbershop (At the barbershop)
  At the barbershop (At the barbershop)
  You can meet me at the barbershop (C'mon, where?)
  At the barbershop (At the barbershop)
  
  [Kon Artis]
  Well its friday afternoon and I just woke up (*burp-fart*)
  That's right I just woke up
  From an excruciating evening at work, woman so what
  That its two-thirty-PM, I'm grown dammit straight up
  And know when through my finger either I think it is time we bust, you know
  Leave the premisis less you plannin' to cook, I mean it's
  Three o'clock and I gotta gimme a cut for that
  Big party tonight thrown at K-P Productions
  And I don't wanna loose my spot
  Cuz everybody know "Big O" got the tightest fans on the block
  So I got to be in that seat at Four o'clock
  Shoot I need me some crispy-ones to go with my new outfit
  So tell ya people.
  
  [Chorus: Kon Artis]
  Tell ya people, that I'm the man
  I can't be faded, there's been a change of plans
  You can meet me at the barbershop (At the barbershop)
  At the barbershop (At the barbershop)
  You can meet me at the barbershop (C'mon, where?)
  At the barbershop (At the barbershop)
  
  [Kuniva]
  Haha
  Understand me now, I'm cool as a breeze (Wassup playa, wassup)
  On the black hand side, gimme some grease (Alright)
  I want a liner but naw I don't want you to fate me (Nope)
  A ghetto girl with a attitude to contegrate me
  So what's happenin', the hood's seein' in
  I get the scoop on everyone in the ghetto so let's begin
  Who got shot? (Mike)
  Who got jumped? (Eric)
  Who got ganked? (Shay)
  Who got robbed? (Dee)
  Who went to jail? (Chuck)
  Who got saved? (Rick)
  Who's gettin' money and who's broke as a joke
  And hear about your lady called me that started smokin' that dope (For
  real?)
  You get it all at this little dusty place
  Let me be still, she gettin' out the razor from my face
  You see.
  
  [Chorus: Kon Artis]
  Tell ya people, that I'm the man
  I can't be faded, there's been a change of plans
  You can meet me at the barbershop (At the barbershop)
  At the barbershop (At the barbershop)
  You can meet me at the barbershop (C'mon, where?)
  At the barbershop (At the barbershop)
  
  [Bizarre]
  You heard of me, the fat guy that raps
  Now its time for Bizarre to take off his shower cap
  Its been five days, I patiently waited
  Saturday morning, its time to get faded
  And I mean get faded, "I mean get faded"
  Damn at four o'clock, I didn't almost make it
  My barber's name is Sarah, she don't really know how to cut
  But she gots nice teeth and big ol' butt
  So two days a week, I get faded for no reason
  Same ol' haircut, keep it low and breathin'
  If you see me in a barbershop, go on and run
  Cuz I'm probably gettin' a perm and my toe-nails done
  
  [Proof + (Kon Artis)]
  Got here full grip, but can't call the cops
  I gotta get the script from the lips to the barbershop
  Jump in the seat "Yo gimme the line and"
  And tell me who came through shinnin'
  (Homeboy scooped up, in a new truck)
  (Gave everybody a cup and gave me a few bucks)
  (Then he started braggin' bout his last lick)
  Cut me a design along with his address
  
  [Swift]
  You can have a million dollar suit on, shinnin' with ya karats up
  But it don't mean nothin' if ya floggin' in ya haircut
  Now who next? (Um I just want my son to get a tech)
  Whatabout you sweetie? (So what you tryin' say?)
  I'm just playin' with you baby (Hey He do this all the time)
  And all you do is whine, and drink wine (Hahaha)
  Yo' you know that Cho-chie got knocked out (Man) (When?)
  Early at Le'mott's house (Again?)
  (I wouldn't let that man sit on my couch)
  (You was wit him yesterday)
  (Man what are you talkin' bout?)
  I'm just about ready to throw y'all out
  (No you ain't, I'll be here for bout a hour)
  No I'll raise up the rates
  
  [Kon Artis]
  So go tell ya people, that I'm the man
  I can't be faded, there's been a change of plans
  You can meet me at the barbershop (At the barbershop)
  You can meet me at the barbershop (At the barbershop)
  You can meet me at the barbershop (C'mon, where?)
  At the barbershop (At the barbershop)