They say we're in a state of emergency
  So how come no one is panicking
    Where were you when they wrote the news
  And how are you, are you feeling blue
    Well, the paper doesn't cause too much of a fuss
  Perhaps it's because it's not, it's not sad enough
    Where were you when they wrote the news
  And how are you, are you feeling blue
    You've never seen the colour blue
    Call me in the morning, we'll go for toast and tea
    Where were you when they broke the news
  And how are you, are you feeling blue
    You've never seen the colour blue
  You've never seen the colour blue
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  Well you've never ...
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  No you've never seen the colour ...
  Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
  You've never seen the colour blue
  Never seen the colour ...
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  You've never seen the colour blue
  Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
  No no no you've never seen the colour ...
  Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
  Never the seen the colour blue
  Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
  You've never ...
  Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
  You've never seen the colour blue
  Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
  No no you've never seen the colour blue, oh
    You've never seen the colour blue