Once they killed his monster when it went into a trap
  Now he's making better ones on a higher step
  
  On a warm summer day the doctor went away
  To a place where he could make it real
  His assistant's hips were nice
  So he cloned her once or twice
  Now his hips are aching what a deal
  
  Dr. Stein grows funny creatures
  Lets them run into the night
  They become great rock musicians
  And their time is right
  
  Sometimes when he's feeling bored
  He's calling it a day
  He's got his computers and they do it their own way
  
  They mix some DNA, some skin and a certain spray
  You can watch it on a laser screen
  And the fellow's blue and grey
  Or sometimes pink and green
  Just check it out on Halloween
  
  Dr. Stein grows funny creatures
  Lets them run into the night
  They become great politicians
  And their time is right
  
  (Solo)
  
  One night he cloned himself
  Put his brother on a shelf
  But when he fell asleep that night
  It crept up from behind and thought "well never mind"
  Took a syringe and blew out his life
  
  Dr. Stein grows funny creatures
  Lets them run into the night
  They become a great possession
  And their time is right
  
  Dr. Stein grows funny creatures
  Lets them run into the night
  They become a great oppression
  And their time is right