Sex and drugs and rock 'n' roll
  Is all my brain and body need
  Sex and drugs and rock 'n' roll
  Is very good indeed
  
  Keep your silly ways
  Or throw them out the window
  The wisdom of your ways
  I've been there and I know
  Lots of other ways
  What a jolly bad show
  When all you ever do is
  Business you don't like
  
  Sex and drugs and rock 'n' roll
  Sex and drugs and rock 'n' roll
  Sex and drugs and rock 'n' roll
  Is very good indeed
  
  Every bit of clothing
  Ought to make you pretty
  You can cut the clothing
  Grey is such a pity
  I should wear the clothing
  Of Mr. Walter Mitty
  See my tailor, he's called Simon
  I know it's going to fit
  
  Here's a little bit of advice
  You're quite welcome, it is free
  Don't do nothin' that is cut-price
  You know what they'll make you be
  They will try to trick you, devise,
  Trap you with the ordin'ry
  Get your teeth into a small slice
  The cake of liberty
  
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  Sex and drugs and rock 'n' roll
  Sex and drugs and rock 'n' roll
  Sex and drugs and rock 'n' roll
  Sex and drugs and rock 'n' roll
  Sex and drugs and rock 'n' roll Ow! Ow!
  Sex and drugs and rock 'n' roll Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
  Sex and drugs and rock 'n' roll