They say you're feeling charitable
  And that she's just a helpless little girl
  You say she needs counseling
  But I find it hard to believe
  Cause baby looks like
  A very big girl to me
  
  You say she's harmless
  I don't know about that
  She's just a kitty but to me
  Looks like a very capable cat
  What'cha say about that?
  You say she's unattractive
  She doesn't turn you on
  But that expression on your face
  Ain't exactly a yawn
  You say she needs advising
  But I find it hard to believe
  Caus baby looks like
  A very big girl to me
  
  Yeah that cupcake
  Don't exactly look like no hostess to me
  Cause baby looks like
  A very big girl to me