There's a man on the front porch
  Say's he's related to me
  But lately I'm finding
  It hard to believe
  And this is filled
  With spooks and ghosts
  They say they're family
  But they are strangers at most
  
  They're strange fishes of the deep blue sea
  And absolutely nothing like me
  They swim around in their little treasure chests
  When it comes to loving me
  They give it their fish best
  But it's hard with all those scales
  Of good and bad, you see
  They're my fish family
  My fish family
  
  And they try and hook me
  Or put me in a tank
  They may try and book me
  For robbing a fish bank
  Cause misunderstanding comes easily
  When they're blowing bubbles
  And I can hardly breathe
  
  And when will they understand
  I just wanna marry a man
  Without seaweed in his teeth
  Without barnacle for hair
  Without seaweed in his ears
  But their fish ears won't hear me
  They're my fish family
  
  They're strange fishes of the deep blue sea
  And absolutely nothing like me
  They swim around in their little treasure chests
  When it comes to loving me
  They give it their fish best
  But it's hard with all those scales
  Of good and bad, you see
  They're my fish family
  My fish family