Okay, this guy walks into a bar
  No, I'm just fucking with you, I'm just kidding
  No, there's there's this young bull and he's standing on top of a
  hill
  
  And I tried to tell you before
  And that's why I left California
  
  So they're standing on top of this hill and they're looking out
  over a pasture full of cows
  Big fucking pasture
  And the young bull turns to the old bull, and he goes
  I got this really good idea
  And they old bulls' like yeah?
  
  And I tried to tell you before
  And that's why I left California
  
  Yeah, and he's like yeah I got this really good idea
  Let's run down that hill and fuck one of them cows
  And the old bull just looks at him, you know he's just looking at
  him
  He's like, look I got a better idea
  And the young bull is like, oh yeah?
  What's your fucking brilliant idea
  And the old bull goes
  
  And I tried to tell you before
  That that's why I left California
  
  And the old bull goes, let's walk down that hill
  And fuck all of those cows, dig?
  You know, like he ain't been in town long or something, I dunno
  
  And I tried to tell you before
  That that's why I left California