He came over my house
  Didn't even knock, he just walked inside
  And when I didn't want to talk
  He said, "Oh God, what a load of bullshit."
  
  Don't be so in love with yourself
  Don't be so in love with yourself
  Don't be so in love with yourself cause I'm not
  Don't you know I'm not
  
  And I said, "You've got a lot of nerve coming here after all the
  times
  that you tried to pull the wool over my eyes and my ears and nose
  and
  mouth and..."
  
  Don't be so in love with yourself
  Don't be so in love with yourself
  Don't be so in love with yourself cause I'm not
  Don't you know I'm not
  
  And he said, "You've got a lot of nerve painting me like I'm the
  villain.
  What about all of those words, like 'he's just a friend'? Oh God,
  what a load of bullshit..."
  
  Don't be so in love with yourself
  Don't be so in love with yourself
  Don't be so in love with yourself cause I'm not
  Don't you know I'm not
  
  And we took off all out clothes
  Had a lot of sex and then fell asleep
  And when I finally awoke
  I held him close and I whispered in his ear,
  "Don't be so in love with yourself
  Don't be so in love with yourself
  Don't be so in love with yourself cause I'm not
  Don't you know I'm not?"
  
  And he said, "I know, don't you think I know?"