He's just a hero
  In a long line of heroes
  Looking for something attractive to save
  They say he rode in
  On the back of a pickup
  And he won't leave town
  'til you remember his name
  
  He's just a hero
  In a long line of heroes
  Looking for some lonely billboard to grace
  They say he sprung from the skull of Athena
  Think about your own head
  And the headache he gave
  
  He's just a hero
  In a long line of heroes
  Looking for action at a price he can pay
  They say he's famous
  But no one can prove it
  Make him an offer just to see what he'll say
  
  Check out the dashboard lights
  Glowing all green and white
  He feels safe in the dark
  He wears his bluejeans tight
  
  He's just a hero
  In a long line of heroes
  Looking for something attractive to save
  They say he rode in
  On the back of a pickup
  And he won't leave town
  'Til you remember his name
  
  Check out the thinning hair
  Check out the aftershave
  Check out America
  You're looking at it babe